My server does not have myphpadmin (that's what I was attempting to say earlier) or anything of the sort. It sends me to a page on the mysql website that no longer exists to get some form of admin tool and tells me what port I can connect on, but that's as far as it goes.
However, it appears to be pulling the timestamp anyway.
I'm currently facing a different problem, now, the php echo of the content seems to be breaking the site at the line where the php echo goes. [Edit: To clarify, the site is cropped beginning at the line with the php echo WA_getblahblahblah(args); command, losing the rest of the site. It's as if the WA_getblah(args) method is failing and php times out waiting on it to fail.]
I set this up on another customer site (one that I host) and it appears to be working just fine, so I'm fairly stumped.